If you click right here then you'll discover why Tinker Bell invaribly reads Karlie Kloss before she flies around Neverland.
hi, hullo, how are you? thank you so very much for coming to karlie kloss: a literature fashion zine. it's a cultured, cute, and cruel composition that is made by the boy anna wintour and students who matriculate at the university of notre dame creative writing program. it comes out once a month, so for those of you who can't get your paws on a priceless paper copy, u can read it online if you please... and u should please, 'cause kk is the reason why there's two "i's" in "hissy fit."
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all fashion photos from style.com
12.06.2011
11.08.2011
Volume VII Is Out Today
T-Boz: Oh, this is crazy, sexy, cool, and, let's not neglect to mention, sweet.
Left Eye: Yeah, I was depressed about many things until the November issue of KK dropped.
T-Boz: Well... aren't you still depressed?
Left Eye: Sort of.
Chilli: What about me?
T-Boz and Left Eye: We thought u were reading Karlie Kloss!
Chilli: That's because I am, sweethearts.
Left Eye: Yeah, I was depressed about many things until the November issue of KK dropped.
T-Boz: Well... aren't you still depressed?
Left Eye: Sort of.
Chilli: What about me?
T-Boz and Left Eye: We thought u were reading Karlie Kloss!
Chilli: That's because I am, sweethearts.
Volume VI
This is where u can click to be beatified and bullied by splendor not witnessed since Princess Lindsay's performance in Georgia Rules. Oh, we DO still love u LL, & anyone who is mean to u will be sprayed in the eye w/ r poisonous perfume.
9.29.2011
VOLUME VI CAN BE READ IN PAPER IF U GO TO A SPECIFIC SCHOOL NOW
Dear Diary,
Yesterday was the most atrocious day of my really pretty life. At school, a gang of boys who call themselves the Indiana Indies, stole my fav. blond barbie when I wasn't looking and r probably torturing her with knives and low-fat butter as i write 2 u. but then mommy gave me goldfish, and i watched the city, so maybe it's better. also, the newest edition of KK makes me quite cheerful too.
Bye diary.
Princess Marie
Yesterday was the most atrocious day of my really pretty life. At school, a gang of boys who call themselves the Indiana Indies, stole my fav. blond barbie when I wasn't looking and r probably torturing her with knives and low-fat butter as i write 2 u. but then mommy gave me goldfish, and i watched the city, so maybe it's better. also, the newest edition of KK makes me quite cheerful too.
Bye diary.
Princess Marie
9.01.2011
Volume V Is Here
The Ghost of Isabella Blow: "Earth is RATHER unlovely."
The Ghost of Alexander McQueen: "Yeah."
The Ghost of Isabella Blow: "But Karlie Kloss isn't."
The Ghost of Alexander McQueen: "Uh-uh."
The Ghost of Isabella Blow: "I'm glad Karlie Kloss is available in Heaven."
The Ghost of Alexander McQueen: "Uh-huh."
The Ghost of Alexander McQueen: "Yeah."
The Ghost of Isabella Blow: "But Karlie Kloss isn't."
The Ghost of Alexander McQueen: "Uh-uh."
The Ghost of Isabella Blow: "I'm glad Karlie Kloss is available in Heaven."
The Ghost of Alexander McQueen: "Uh-huh."
4.28.2011
Volume IV Circulates!
Blake Lively: "Do u like my Zuhair Murad Gown?"
Sean Lennon: "Not as much as the most recent issue of Karlie Kloss."
Blake Lively: "How can you say such a sentence?"
Sean Lennon: "Because it's true."
Blake Lively: "Well, how do I get my white-girl-hands on it?"
Sean Lennon: "They're at Notre Dame."
Blake Lively: "Then I must charter a jet. Penn -- snap! snap!"
Sean Lennon: "Not as much as the most recent issue of Karlie Kloss."
Blake Lively: "How can you say such a sentence?"
Sean Lennon: "Because it's true."
Blake Lively: "Well, how do I get my white-girl-hands on it?"
Sean Lennon: "They're at Notre Dame."
Blake Lively: "Then I must charter a jet. Penn -- snap! snap!"
4.01.2011
Volume II
Marc Jacobs: "I want heaps and heaps of glamour."
Marc by Marc Jacobs: "Oh, I'd like heaps and heaps of glamour too."
Marc Jacobs: "My chinstrap hats are SO chic!"
Marc by Marc Jacobs: "Don't I know it!"
Marc Jacobs: "Excuse me, but I have to click."
Marc by Marc Jacobs: "Oh, I'd like heaps and heaps of glamour too."
Marc Jacobs: "My chinstrap hats are SO chic!"
Marc by Marc Jacobs: "Don't I know it!"
Marc Jacobs: "Excuse me, but I have to click."
2.28.2011
Volume II is circulating NOW!!!
Grace Coddington: "Are you serious, darling?"
Cathy Horyn: "Yes, I am sweetheart. If you marticulate at Notre Dame then u can go into the creative writing office and acquire your precious copy today. But if you can't, then DON'T despair, because it will be posted here soon."
Grace Coddington: "Are you wearing Oscar de la Renta gloves?"
Cathy Horyn: "Obviously."
2.19.2011
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