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12.06.2011

Volume VIII

If you click right here then you'll discover why Tinker Bell invaribly reads Karlie Kloss before she flies around Neverland.

11.08.2011

Volume VII Is Out Today

T-Boz: Oh, this is crazy, sexy, cool, and, let's not neglect to mention, sweet.
Left Eye: Yeah, I was depressed about many things until the November issue of KK dropped.
T-Boz: Well... aren't you still depressed?
Left Eye: Sort of.
Chilli: What about me?
T-Boz and Left Eye: We thought u were reading Karlie Kloss!
Chilli: That's because I am, sweethearts.

Volume VI

This is where u can click to be beatified and bullied by splendor not witnessed since Princess Lindsay's performance in Georgia Rules. Oh, we DO still love u LL, & anyone who is mean to u will be sprayed in the eye w/ r poisonous perfume.


9.29.2011

VOLUME VI CAN BE READ IN PAPER IF U GO TO A SPECIFIC SCHOOL NOW

Dear Diary,

Yesterday was the most atrocious day of my really pretty life. At school, a gang of boys who call themselves the Indiana Indies, stole my fav. blond barbie when I wasn't looking and r probably torturing her with knives and low-fat butter as i write 2 u. but then mommy gave me goldfish, and i watched the city, so maybe it's better. also, the newest edition of KK makes me quite cheerful too.

Bye diary.

Princess Marie

Volume V can be read on internet now!

Everyone who eats cherry Pop-Tarts and visits style.com is probably going to click, so u should to.


9.01.2011

Volume V Is Here

The Ghost of Isabella Blow: "Earth is RATHER unlovely."
The Ghost of Alexander McQueen: "Yeah."
The Ghost of Isabella Blow: "But Karlie Kloss isn't."
The Ghost of Alexander McQueen: "Uh-uh."
The Ghost of Isabella Blow: "I'm glad Karlie Kloss is available in Heaven."
The Ghost of Alexander McQueen: "Uh-huh."

Volume IV

Click to see splendidness, please.



4.28.2011

Volume III

click 2 understand why the words "pretty" and "pretty" were invented


Volume IV Circulates!

Blake Lively: "Do u like my Zuhair Murad Gown?"
Sean Lennon: "Not as much as the most recent issue of Karlie Kloss."
Blake Lively: "How can you say such a sentence?"
Sean Lennon: "Because it's true."
Blake Lively: "Well, how do I get my white-girl-hands on it?"
Sean Lennon: "They're at Notre Dame."
Blake Lively: "Then I must charter a jet. Penn -- snap! snap!"

4.01.2011

Volume II

Marc Jacobs: "I want heaps and heaps of glamour."
Marc by Marc Jacobs: "Oh, I'd like heaps and heaps of glamour too."
Marc Jacobs: "My chinstrap hats are SO chic!"
Marc by Marc Jacobs: "Don't I know it!"
Marc Jacobs: "Excuse me, but I have to click."

2.28.2011

Volume II is circulating NOW!!!

Grace Coddington: "Are you serious, darling?"

Cathy Horyn: "Yes, I am sweetheart. If you marticulate at Notre Dame then u can go into the creative writing office and acquire your precious copy today. But if you can't, then DON'T despair, because it will be posted here soon."

Grace Coddington: "Are you wearing Oscar de la Renta gloves?"

Cathy Horyn: "Obviously."