Dear Diary,
Yesterday was the most atrocious day of my really pretty life. At school, a gang of boys who call themselves the Indiana Indies, stole my fav. blond barbie when I wasn't looking and r probably torturing her with knives and low-fat butter as i write 2 u. but then mommy gave me goldfish, and i watched the city, so maybe it's better. also, the newest edition of KK makes me quite cheerful too.
Bye diary.
Princess Marie