Intern: Why aren't there any hand markings in this edition?
Andre Leon Talley: Girl, don't even go there.
Intern: OK, I'm just glad that I can still read it.
Andre Leon Talley: Yes, you are. Now fetch me my cape.
The Next Day:
Intern: Oh, now there's hand markings. How did that happen?
Andre Leon Talley: Honey, go away.
