Volume VIII

If you click right here then you'll discover why Tinker Bell invaribly reads Karlie Kloss before she flies around Neverland.

Volume VII Is Out Today

T-Boz: Oh, this is crazy, sexy, cool, and, let's not neglect to mention, sweet.
Left Eye: Yeah, I was depressed about many things until the November issue of KK dropped.
T-Boz: Well... aren't you still depressed?
Left Eye: Sort of.
Chilli: What about me?
T-Boz and Left Eye: We thought u were reading Karlie Kloss!
Chilli: That's because I am, sweethearts.

Volume VI

This is where u can click to be beatified and bullied by splendor not witnessed since Princess Lindsay's performance in Georgia Rules. Oh, we DO still love u LL, & anyone who is mean to u will be sprayed in the eye w/ r poisonous perfume.

VOLUME VI CAN BE READ IN PAPER IF U GO TO A SPECIFIC SCHOOL NOW

Dear Diary,

Yesterday was the most atrocious day of my really pretty life. At school, a gang of boys who call themselves the Indiana Indies, stole my fav. blond barbie when I wasn't looking and r probably torturing her with knives and low-fat butter as i write 2 u. but then mommy gave me goldfish, and i watched the city, so maybe it's better. also, the newest edition of KK makes me quite cheerful too.

Bye diary.

Princess Marie